okay, so famously one of my first bits was about how with each rain drop that hits an austinite’s windshield they lose an IQ point…
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all this talk about what i did to celebrate my fifty-fifth has lacked one crucial bit of info…
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i mean, technically monday is the “number two” day of the week, right?
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fuckin’ twice…
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would this be the “exodermal layer”?
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thank god for questlove…
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so, for the first time since october of 2023 i’ve been tattooed…
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a quick peruse of the archives on this site made me question myself…
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if they had been playing literally any other team in the nba i woulda been routing for em…
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since today is flag day, and also the birthday of the man who puts the “pay” in “patriot”, i wanted to discuss the bastardization of the word of late…
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ya know what’s cooler than finding a bit that hasn’t seen the light of day since the aughts?
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