i almost wrecked the van yesterday trying to see it…
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i thought this would be an easy, fun bit to do…
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no time like the present…
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well, this is kinda fun…
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i’m starting to wonder if i’m cursed…
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so, there actually was a “perfectly aged bit” from twenty-three years ago today…
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no, the title isn’t made up by me…
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in texas only 25% of 8th graders can read at an 8th grade level…
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it’s hard to believe that when this page started, back in ought two, i woulda spent today working willie’s picnic…
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okay, so famously one of my first bits was about how with each rain drop that hits an austinite’s windshield they lose an IQ point…
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