so, there actually was a “perfectly aged bit” from twenty-three years ago today…
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no, the title isn’t made up by me…
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in texas only 25% of 8th graders can read at an 8th grade level…
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it’s hard to believe that when this page started, back in ought two, i woulda spent today working willie’s picnic…
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okay, so famously one of my first bits was about how with each rain drop that hits an austinite’s windshield they lose an IQ point…
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all this talk about what i did to celebrate my fifty-fifth has lacked one crucial bit of info…
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i mean, technically monday is the “number two” day of the week, right?
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fuckin’ twice…
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would this be the “exodermal layer”?
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thank god for questlove…
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