- bay bee a’s
- gold members, red dogs, and purple ritas (my saturday, at a glance)
- the other half
- i’m calling her “copper”
- phone sex, vibrators, sesame chicken, and golf wear (my wednesday)
- oh no…NOT three….
- the jewel in the crown (and unfortunately, nary a drop of crown in my glass)
- widespread wrap up
- “hippies….hippies…everywhere….they say they wanna save the earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad…”
- just call me webster
- my ass is the center of the universe