- ghetto-ass cooking with uncle sean
- death of an icon (part ii…sorta?)
- weekend reader mail
- the cult (not the cool rock band from the ’80’s)
- (don’t) go west, young man!
- please keep it in the bathroom (a sixer request)
- a (somewhat) personal note to a (more than somewhat) pretty latina in florida
- “…seventy-six cents makes four, and this single and some phlegm makes five”
- grip ’em good if ya got ’em
- no more heart on and a busted ass – welcome to my world
- highway to hell?