bitch, please

so lemme get this straight…

…this is the best some of you think we can get?

(he’s trying to figure out the “i’m with stupid” shirt his staff member is wearing off camera)

you have to be joking, right? more failed businesses than you and me and all our friends combined will ever have. more sexual predator lawsuits, and civil suits, and all the suits than we’ll ever have either. his only true statements since i’ve been listening:

he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue and he wouldn’t lose a vote

he loves the uneducated voter

and yet a frighteningly large part of our country hasn’t realized how quickly this…

…is becoming THIS: