- pick a month, damn it!!
- bail out two – and you thought supercali-whatever the fuck was retarded
- bail out one – if you’re gonna live in a van down by the river
- brisket lasagna and family and ufc and the puppies
- i guess it ain’t all bad
- can you even read this late?
- “how do you get stripper glitter out of a bmw steering wheel?”
- green and white is more than right for today…all be it for the wrong reasons
- 855-465-HELP
- two parts, same day…well, sorta…(NOW COMPLETED!)
- the slippery slope that is my life (quite literally in a gross way)