- saturday boozing
- fry day
- live vagina now on stage on congress!!!
- “cfc” is NOT where you can get yourself a two piece and a biscuit
- finally, CEOs read the whore!!!!
- shut up or i’ll fart in your mouth
- if i ruled the world (imagine that)
- i’m not the anti-christ, but i AM the anti-molly ringwald
- let jesus into your home…but don’t try to make him live by your rules
- the seventh sinning stretch
- why comal county sucks when you’re on tequila