fuck the wave, build the wall!

don’t worry, i didn’t politically change sides here…

…but while everyone is hyping the “blue wave”, i prefer to think about the “blue wall”.

the wall would be finally having a congress that’ll take a load off them knees, knock trump’s cock out of their mouth, and do their fucking job. the trumplicans have proven time and time again that they can’t do it, so we need some democrats that can.

take, for example, the highly illegal war that’s driving up our gas prices. eight months in, we are, with no declaration from congress. the democrats have voted to pull troops back and end it, the trumplicans kill it every time, but still also refuse to formally declare a war, so their tangerine skinned game show host supreme leader (who has made the white house “look like sadaam hussein opened a cheesecake factory”) can still send other people’s kids to go fight. put barron on a ship bound for the gulf – i bet shit would get negotiated pretty fucking quickly. we had an iran nuclear deal, but some folks wanted it gone and paid trump’s family well enough to make that happen and here we are.

i’m not gonna lie, i thought he just did it as part of his anti-obama shit, but it turns out it was a condition of the saudi’s paying into kushner’s slush fund. isn’t that fun?

so, yeah – let’s build a prison for these taint lords with walls of blue – and then wait and see how (not if) they try and say shit was “rigged” and “corrupt” and then the legal battles can begin…because you know the worst it yet to come, right?