ballin’ to the maxx

i’d heard of “tj maxx”…

…but ball maxxing?

i’ve never been lacking in that regard – metaphorically or literally. i ain’t hung like a mule, but the boys ain’t small, either. all i’m saying. no visuals, ’cause this ain’t THAT kinda site. i remember in the early 2000’s, a comedian had an observation of what he found disturbing in the early days of the interwebs – that you could have the weirdest, sickest, most twisted perversion that you’re secretly kind of ashamed of, so you never bring it up, never talk about it, and never check to see if your friends like that, too, because you’re pretty close to 100% sure something might, legitimately, be wrong with you…

…and now you can find hundreds of chat rooms of folks into the same shit and even WORSE and you know you’re not alone.

well, swap out the words “chat rooms” for the words “sub reddits” and you’re pretty much caught up on the last twenty fuckin’ years.

ballmaxxing is literally injecting your scrotum with saline or surgilube or something along those lines to increase the size of it, literally giving you bigger balls. i guess it’s the dude’s home version of breast implants, except nobody i know asked for this. in fact, most guys i know wince at the mention of genital piercing, and some even from genital grooming (“i’m not putting a sharp object that close to my…”), so it’s hard to picture this is a emerging trend of any great scale, but it’s definitely made for some interesting reading as i researched this bit.

the article i link to above ends with “One may come to the conclusion that perhaps they have too much free time on their hands if they’re pumping saline into their balls for fun. I say at least they’re not carving people up in their basements.”

and that’s what i get for linking to fox news. happy sunday, everybody!