the triple double (a throwback)

this bit serves three purposes…

…since we don’t have one of those “perfectly aged” throwbacks (i.e. “this was put out seventeen years ago today…” kinda shit) i went digging in the vaults and a cool trifecta:

1. it’s from a month not yet represented in the archives thanks to the fat cow fuck up of 2008

2. it at least mentions turkey day at the end

3. it shows that while shane has been called “the thinking man’s redneck” by a girl i used to date, he is NO kinda redneck compared to some of his neighbors

and as a bonus, it’s brief (since you probably have food to eat and/or football to watch) and it’s set to the tune of the beverly hillbillies theme. enjoy!

11/20/2006: “y’all come back now, ya here”

tell ‘ya little story ’bout my boy named shane…

…cool motherfucker, typically drunk and profane

this last weekend went to watch u.f.c.
when from outside came a scream, not of glee

“fuck you bitch, you fucked my best friend…
…get outta here or i’m gonna call the law…”

well the next thing ya here was a shot gun getting racked
damn el camino took a shot in the back
smoking out its tires
tearing down a road not paved
never would have happened if the bitch had behaved!!!

and that was just SATURDAY in the trailer park. i can’t WAIT to hang out there for at least part of turkey day!!! that’s when his neighbors can drink all they want and not have to go to work or church the next day!!!

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