bernie mac used to say it often…
…”what’s wrong with these kids today?”
and THAT was before this bullshit:
look, i’m not a religious man. we all know this. but if your kid decides he needs to bite in to a fucking plastic capsule of laundry detergent, not even jesus still wants him on this earth. this is the shit darwin wrote about. trust me. if your kids are jonesing for this:
then just let em go and start over. maybe adopt? get a dog? and hope that they don’t succumb to the challenge of the…