so, in various states of sobriety (or lack thereof) i save random shit to my phone…
…sometimes i remember why, sometimes i don’t. most of the time i re-post to social media (you can also find me on twitter or instagram – m_sean_m) but here’s a few on my phone i don’t know if i ever re-used. since this is pure lazieness, i’ll return to my roots from kramer’s blog and actually do ten (maybe even more?) versus my usual sunday sixer:
can’t we all just get along?
it’s nice to see the races come together for a common cause:
![IMG_3832](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3832.jpg)
beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but repulsive is pretty much universal…
it’s funny ’cause it’s true
![IMG_3960](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3960.jpg)
it’s odd hearing about how your package is delayed due to winter storms on the east coast when you’re walking around in shorts with the a/c on in your house…
it smells like wet cereal
yeah, you know who you fuckers are…
![IMG_3895](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3895.jpg)
now stop thinking it’s okay…even NOLA bars say it’s not:
![IMG_3667](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/IMG_3667-e1454342255691.jpg)
i don’t know the story here…
and honestly, i don’t know if i want to:
![IMG_3911](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3911.jpg)
it IS amusing that wherever i downloaded this from the last random numbers on the file were “911”. coincidence? i think not!
bad marketing
you learn about certain marketing blunders in advertising classes: the chevy “nova”, which translates to “no go” or “this car doesn’t work” in spanish not doing well in mexico because they didn’t rename it, for example. i think this might be another, ’cause i think it’s for gun nuts, or perhaps it is LEGITIMATELY for stick up guys?
![IMG_4002](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_4002.png)
it popped on my instagram feed as a SPONSORED link, so this wasn’t some bullshit made meme. although i really hope this was:
![IMG_3948](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3948.png)
and if this IS a real thing, and you DO actually buy one, you deserve the ensuing heart issues…
since the iowa caucus is tomorrow and all…
![IMG_3938](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3938.jpg)
as a friend said, “if you genuinely support a “trump/palin” ticket you’re basically saying you don’t care about the future of this country, you just want saturday night live to be funny again. truth!
and speaking of truth…
![IMG_3771](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3771.jpg)
can’t argue with that. your fault for getting naked outdoors in florida!
i hate when ads run after the fact…
like, almost 250 years after fact:
![FullSizeRender](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/FullSizeRender.jpg)
and finally…
a little peak in the workings here – this image saved, but didn’t put in a thumbnail for some reason, so i don’t know how to caption it since i won’t know what it is till i hit the “upload” button:
![IMG_3899](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/IMG_3899.jpg)
and honestly, that needs no caption!