monday matrimonial mayhem

ah, kim davis…

…i figure everybody else gets material often from this self-righteous bitch, so i should too!

is she a bigamist who is actually not legally married because of it? no. has she been married multiple times and bore a kid out of an adulteress affair? yes. does she owe six figures of back taxes? maybe – but at this point, with all the online research i could find, no. is she a cunt? yes. is it a miracle anybody fucked this fat bitch and knocked her up and / or married her?


’nuff said

so now she says she’ll go back if they try and get it authorized for her to sign off on marriage licenses – you know, which is kind of her FUCKING JOB. pretty simple – let her go. not just from her job, but the media (myself included) should do so as well. she’s not a martyr, a sign of the end of days at the hands of militant homosexuals, or a poster child for christianity being trampled on by the liberal agenda. if anything, she’s a poster child for christianity as it now is – rammed down the throats of anybody who opposes it, based on the parts of the bible that fit their opinion of the situation and not used as a whole. so, if we’re going to quote the scripture and get all high and mighty, let’s look at this passage:

Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence” (1 Tim. 2:11-12)

that includes gay men, sister. and it sure as fuck includes these men:


so do your fucking job and sign the fucking certificates – and if anybody in her country re-elects this bitch next time she comes up, i think we can legally bomb kentucky. oh, and in case YOU’RE reading this, miss davis (assuming your ignorant ass CAN read) and you want to at least seek solace in your church, keep in mind what the good book says:

let your women keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says. ‘And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; for it is shameful for women to speak in church” (1Cor. 14:34-35)

and shut your fuckin pie hole, you demonic cunt!


(graphic courtesy of mr. pain)

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