third time – not so charming

some things i just can’t make up…

and that’s one of them.

in this top things look a little more kosher, so let’s show some skin here:

yes, total recall fans, your prayers have been answered! before you bum-rush to get some comic-con tickets, understand she dropped the TWENTY FUCKING GRAND this surgery set her back to “make her unattractive to men” because she “doesn’t want to date any more”…

needless to say snopes.com is all over this shit. hell, if i were them i know i’d be.

they’ve traced a bunch of the stuff back to a massage therapist out of florida who’s now disappeared off social media (all links on snopes are broken) and think it could be a hoax, as the only real proof would be some in person shit (all pics and videos appear home-done…poorly) or a doctor coming forward, and no doctor who wanted to keep their license would do something this unethical let alone own in publicly (she claims she had to sign an NDA to get them to do it) so there we are. is it live? is it memorex? does she honestly think this will make guys NOT want to fuck her? guess we wait for the inevitable comic-con flurry OR (more likely) the delve into porn if in fact things are real…a twenty grand price tag better come with some sort of financial get back, right? i know i’d be looking for one…

(i figure since i have the stills out there i might as well have the video, too…)