can a pile o’ green stop a wave o’ blue?

safe to say the texas gop is talafreakin’ out a bit…

…and with good reason.

paxton, who for my money looks like he’s on the back end of a three day bender in literally every photo i’ve seen of him, is down in literally every poll. what does that mean? honestly, not a fuckin’ thing. keep in mind we were one of the states where the trumplicans were trying to remove the little “(R) or (D)” off the ballots this time around figuring that might give them a fighting chance. the dems will talk about how he supports pedophiles or takes bribes or was impeached for corruption or is being divorced on “biblical grounds” which is just a texas woman’s way of calling you a cheater without looking like a bitch.

(all of which are true and verifiable)

the gop response? to talk about talarico being “low t” (probably not true), vegan (totally not true), or that he wants to change your kids gender while you think they’re safely at school…and if you need me to say “not true” after that last bit of ridiculousness, you need help.

so they’re doing what they do to their mistresses that start to get mouthy (and not in a good way) – they’re shoveling money at it. what’s funny is they use their money for this, but then tangerine nightmare is using our money for his self-aggrandizing bullshit…but never mind that now.

i like how talarico is playing it – he found the guy who had his pen stolen by paxton and used him in an ad. he also has a new web ad that shows him calling paxton, getting voicemail, and leaving a message seeing why he won’t meet him for a debate. we’re three weeks from the start of early voting and still no debate? it’s because someone doesn’t have any answers to their bullshit other than…