i didn’t get it at first but i think i do now…
…when one of the downsides of your product is orange dusty mess everywhere i guess the only thing you can do is lean into it and create more orange dusty mess, right? and make people PAY for the privilege!
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so that’s what they’re doing with this, the chee-tos duster. literally a mini blender to take your cheesy goodness back to the dust from whence it came which you can then use (apparently) in recipes or as a food topping. because we all know the big problem in america isn’t obesity or opioids…it’s a lack of neon orange dust flavored to somewhat resemble cheese.
so america’s greatest health care crisis can be tackled, and all for the low, low price of $29.99!
when research for this bit got sad was when i did a google search for “gifts for adults UNDER $30” and turned up all kinds of really great shit (bluetooth speakers, massage guns, power bank chargers, kitchen gadgets, etc, etc) that WON’T leave a trail behind that means your whereabouts can be traced with a black light and a hand held dyson.
![](https://daphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/gangsta_dyson.webp)
so for any of those procrastinators out there, DON’T get me this…but wait…i guess it could make a good automatic weed grinder? so maybe it’s just to help you CRAVE chee-tos? GENIUS!