it’s called “where the sun don’t shine” for a reason, you realize

if it’s on the internet, it must be true, right?

or so some thought when they read that sunning your anus was healthy.

rectum? damn near killed him!

yes that is an actual article about an actual ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTOR trying some shit that circulated around instagram and the inevitable painful results.

learn from his mistakes and keep yo asshole out of the sun! there’s a reason thongs at least cover that, he now realizes.