so, last week i upgraded to the iphone 7 plus at best buy…
…down side? almost $100 over the course of the lease between a slightly higher payment and the thirty buck upgrade fee…PER line (four lines total). up side? we get $200 best buy gift cards per upgraded line ($800 total) and the ufc is making be all responsible and shit and get a range.
so it goes…
…and i need to figure out how to transfer my old ringtones, damn it!
but it meant going through the phone and purging a thing or two, and i found a SHIT TON of pics i downloaded just to use as bits, but i don’t know if i ever did. so we’re gonna throw those up when i can’t think of a good sixer topic and see where it takes us.
here we go…
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i’ve done a bone head parking job or two, but i’d REALLY love to know the real story behind this shit!
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it’s just as well – i’d use it too much!
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my first thought for a caption was ‘don’t we all?’ but who the fuck would want to see me in a thong?
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while this is technically true, i’ve been with women that don’t wear underwear and for the most part some of their other hygiene practices could be called into question…
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i’m still trying to master when and when NOT to use this shit…i did get a tattoo reposted to the powell & peralta instagram, so i feel like i have at least an inkling…and i wonder if the “#” will ever get a fourth name? it’s already been the number sign, the pound sign, and the hashtag…what’s next?
and finally…
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you don’t have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!
(if Os is reading this he just said “city folks just don’t get it!”)