three pic thursday

i figured rather than let my phone build up to some random pic sixer, we’d nip it in the bud early…

if you ever wanna get shot in corpus, just wear this…

so, the new burnet shop is “open floor plan”, and some of the guys have concerns about female clientele, and while we’re gonna address them structurally i remembered these “petals” things ME used to swear by so i tried to see if they were still around and amazon shield turned up MALE ones?!? who knew this was a thing? and why the FUCK is this a thing?

my calf tattoo is being used in social media ads for a french tattoo convention – how fucking cool is that? el luchardor on the left is my buddy gabe who did said tattoo AND will be at the convention! way to make me all international and shit, gabe!