it’s revolting ii (the glimpse inside the cooler)

i have a latest addiction:

it tastes kinda like sprite, it matches my shorts, and it has 150% the caffeine of a monster energy drink. i know a couple places in and around austin to get it, but here in lockhart i’ve come up short. i literally went to every convenience store we have (about a dozen) and no dice. found some places that do have the “two for three bucks” deal on rockstars, but none that had my camo can. guess i need to start stocking up when i’m running about for the shop and just dragging it home with me…