phriday phonics phun

mom always said if you go a day without learning something you wasted that day…

so, to that end, i present two new terms to throw into the american slang lexicon. who knows, they might just take off – shit, i never would have thought “selfie” would take off, and it not only made the dictionary, it got it’s own fucking statue!

so, allow me to kick in:

fuccups (fuk ups), n. hiccups you acquire during sexual acts, typically because of the amount of alcohol consumed prior to said acts combined with the abdominal movement required for such acts

nut danglers (nut DANG glurs), n. regular boxer shorts, as compared to the increasingly more common, and anatomically more supportive, boxer briefs

more to come – collect the whole set!