semi-recycled metal

i can’t remember where i did this originally…

…and this ain’t no cut ‘n paste shit.

i either did this originally for kramer’s shit or mine. i honestly don’t remember which. if i had put more thought into this (and more laziness and less laziness all at the same time) i would have dug out my old jump drive that has five hundred plus entries on it that were google cache rescued back in 2008 when i got ass raped by a fatcow server glitch…i could be MORE lazy by cut and pasting the bit, and LESS lazy having to dig out the drive.

but i got MORE lazy and DIDN’T dig out the drive, so now i get to be less and write the shit semi-fresh. i say “semi” because i’m writing in a couple from the original one, that i think i couldn’t find when i RE-did it as a list of eighteen things (as in ‘6+6+6’) so without further ado i present (in honor of lemmy):

six signs you never grew out of your heavy metal phase

6. you have a $700 smart phone with a twisted sister ring tone

5. after only two beers you start a bar fight with a guy that calls the lead singer of judas priest “a fag”

4. for your 40th birthday you payed a professional $250 to re-do your twenty-five year old stick & poke “O-Z-Z-Y” knuckle tattoos

3. you understand this license plate:

2. the wifey’s birthday alludes you but you know the day original metallica bassist cliff burton died.

1. deep down, in your heartest of hearts, you think lemmy is still alive…