i’m still gonna milk it, damn it

i can see both sides of this one…

…and i guess i kinda lose out but it’s a good thing?

a buddy brought up a thing yesterday i thought would make a great bit – about how some of the iphone 6’s are made in sierra leone, and ended up somehow transporting the ebola virus, and how now it was gonna come stateside and wipe out hipsters and iSnobs…

…i was mysteriously okay with that.

but as with any story that seems fishy to me (for example, knowing how long a virus can, and more importantly, CAN’T live without a warm-blooded host) i did my research and found out the story was bullshit, effectively killing my bit i even had a catchy title for (“iBola!”); and while i can see the positive to it not happening (i guess a national pandemic carried by the latest “it” tech toy would be bad?) it also left me high and dry for subject matter unless i just wanna bitch about another bmw problem (damn top issue!) or go on about wedding stuff…so there was some bad here, although the bulk of the population would probably not see it my way here…

…damn people.