get retarded with your cash

i don’t have many bad habits…

…but one of them is weekly grand.

it’s a texas scratch off that if you win the big prize you get $1,000.00 a week for twenty years. or, as with all texas lottery prizes you can take the lump sum up front. in florida, that’s what a guy did. problem was he’s a paranoid schizophrenic that’s under supervised care – so how they just handed him a check for over three-hundred grand i just don’t get. he then went to some ghetto-ass check cashing place and paid $14,000.00 in fees to get his dough…

…what the fuck?

within thirty days all the money was gone. he used a good chunk of it to buy money orders that just sat in a closet…and you know long lost cousin whoever got his share as well. but, yeah – after taxes he walked with just under $350K – now he’s down to less than $100K. in thirty days. a fool and his money are soon parted? i don’t think this is really his fault.

all the fucked up shit happens in florida. read tim dorsey – you get to know the REAL florida…