and here i thought shane was happy when he knocked the cop off his motorcycle with his car…

since it’s new year’s eve and all, i figured we’d talk about drunk driving…

…since new year’s eve is kinda the unofficial end to the proper holiday season that kicks off with thanksgiving, i thought we’d see how one lil’ twenty-something arizona woman started her holiday season.

after several drinks (and you’d think we’d eat enough to absorb booze on turkey day but with a BAC three times the legal limit apparently she didn’t) lil’ miss thang here:

* hit “numerous curbs” and drove on the sidewalk

* said, “i don’t have to walk fucking anywhere” when approached by a cop

* shoved an officer after declining to take field sobriety tests

* had to be taken to the ground while scuffling with a cop

* kneed a second officer in the crotch while being handcuffed

* repeatedly cursed at police

* kicked the inside of a squad car

and as a total fucking kicker (pun intended)?

posed for her mug shot:

i love when the jokes write themselves. happy new years everybody!