it’s funny, ’cause i’m actually totally sober while writing this…
…and while i know we all get extra mail around the holidays (hell, i even got a FUR catalog!) and i know i have an irish surname and i know i buy more than my share of booze, including wine, but what the fuck is this?
wine mail? really? i mean i know this brings new meaning to the “holiday spirit”, and in some states you can mail any booze, including whiskey (which i know ’cause because before i discovered the killer price on bushmill’s 1608 in new orleans that i had to NOT take advantage of since i was broke i found it online in new york for the same price, but they could only ship in new york state due to liquor laws up there).
but can we even get wine in the mail here in the buckle of the bible belt? don’t get me wrong – i think most of our liquor laws (not after 2am, not before noon on a sunday unless there’s food on the table, no liquor stores open on sunday AT ALL) are stupid as fuck and completely pointless. but if my mail comes in early in the day, could my postman get busted by TABC?