pain-ful sixer

“hey sean, come check this out…”

when i’m in the tattoo shop hanging out and my buddy mike pain says that, it’s never good. it’s never a tattoo. it’s never a hot chick. it’s always something unbelievably gory or unbelievably gross but sexual (example: a guy shoving a glass jar up his ass and it breaks, and then you can hear the glass grinding into itself as he tried to get it out, or a dildo taken anally so large you actually see a lump protrude in the front abdominal wall, etc, etc). so, when he started sending random pics out, i had an email i wasn’t using (thephuckingman@yahoo.com) and had him send them there. i check it from time to time.

here’s the latest batch (which i only say ’cause i can’t remember if i’ve done this once before – and these are in no particular order)

it’s odd he sent me this, ’cause i have been told i pick on fat people a lot on this sight…maybe it’s just self-deprecating humor from where i’m sitting?

i don’t know why, i thought this was SUPER funny…although family guy did it better

there…are…no…words

i don’t mean to share to much, but i DID once know a girl with a clitoris the size of the last knuckle on my thumb…true story. but this is a bit worse…

i’ve never picked on asian folk on here, and i still don’t think i have…

i want this in old-timey wood for my house!