weekend homework assignment

didn’t you hate these back when you were in school?

well, i don’t know about you, but my work life sucks lately. this is designed for people like me, to keep us smiling. it’s the little things, you know? sent by a co-worker who knew i needed to smile more while at the office – read on!

three easy steps to keeping a smile on your face at the office

step one – “acquire”* two paper clips and two rubber bands from the office supply closet (see figure 1)

(*we use acquire because while astrowhore.org DOES encourage foul language, lewd conduct, pot smoking, alchoholism, and pregnocide we do NOT encourage theft of workplace property)

step two – assemble as shown in figure two

step three – and finally, apply to your melon as shown in figure three…

see, an ear to ear grin in the office place without relying on that pesky happieness shit to make it happen! go set up for monday, folks!