better than coffee

give the gift that keeps on giving….it’ll wake you up quicker than a latte, and help make you more entertaining to your friends. and let me know when you wanna sell your dvd player for $20 to get another hook-up, ’cause only the first one is free, of course..and i need a dvd player for the bedroom.

wonder how many of you are gonna turn right back around and send this to me?

Replies: 3 Comments

i don’t think he’s going to tell us.

kathi said @ 06/27/2002 01:42 PM GMT

yes, where on earth did you come up with THAT one?

astrofishy said @ 06/26/2002 03:09 PM GMT

how on earth do you FIND this shit?

kathi said @ 06/26/2002 01:46 PM GMT

so, in the original bit the word “gift” in the first sentence was a link to a site called “virtual crack” that has since been taken down, and i honestly can’t remember what the fuck they did, but you could send “virtual crack”, whatever the fuck that was in 2002 (now, i assume, it would be some kind of a.i. thing) but that was it.