whore headlines

oddly enough, this sunday the headlines come in six parts…

…who’d a thunk it, huh?

down side to the site being “live” again – i have to constantly remember to write shit. up side? i’m not cheating by just dropping a link to some odd news story, putting a few sentences of commentary, and calling it “a bit”.

but i’ll drop six of ’em and call it a sixer, by God. so here’s six that coulda been their own pussed out bits, but instead they’re…well…here.

i’d “like” this if i’d seen it there…

i remember a guy in lockhart that broke into dairy queen only to find there was no money in the register, so he started cooking burgers (at 3am) and the cops spotted the smoke from the grill coming out of the restaurant and busted him. i can’t decide who’s more stupid – him, or the idiots who broke into a cnn newsroom to update their facebook status…but did they actually update their status, or use that “check in” feature to say they were at cnn?

i hope there’s a special section of hell just for her…

i don’t have kids – so i don’t really empathize with that whole “parental instinct” thing. and i know some people can’t deal with their kids and have to give them up for adoption. but to abandon toddlers on a street corner and than post pics of yourself (i’ll assume on facebook given the “post pics” phrase”) of you popping a champagne bottle within a couple hours of doing so? this bitch deserves to have her cunt sewn shut…permanently.

well, cuffs is cuffs, i suppose…

they definitely rang in valentine’s day a way i would, if i actually ever did anything on it. well, except for that whole “drive a subaru” thing…

gotta practice what you preach

i’m not gonna bullshit, this one makes sense to me. a hospital in victoria refuses to hire obese people. i’m sorry, but if you’re gonna work somewhere that is all about being healthy, you should be healthy. plain and simple. police departments don’t hire felons, do they?

a distinct sign that the above mentioned hospital probably won’t hire you…

maybe it’s ’cause i live alone and nobody would snake my shit out of my freezer, but from where i’m sitting if you have to lock up your stash – as in your ice cream stash, you probably have bigger issues than somebody going after your “late night snack” pint…and “BIGGER” is the word to focus on in that phrase.

do you get lap dances on the other end of this idea?

i like big boobs and i can not lie. seriously. and i’m not alone – but some girls didn’t have an inordinately kind relationship with puberty…and some get kinda desperate as a result…like panhandling for boob job dough. hell, at least her sign (“NOT homeless – just need boobs!” is honest. and the bikini top ensemble helps second her case…