all that glitters ain’t…

it’s early in the month, they ought to take a load off them knees…

…but not with this administration!

so, the bastard did it – they found a work around that allowed the tangerine skinned game show host that passes for a president to some people to put his face on actual united states currency. they did it on the “commemorative” clause, as the coin, which features his scowling visage on the front, is not technically circulated currency, in that it’s not being sent to banks or treasuries, just sold online to commemorate…well…let’s face it – his fucking ego.

BUT, because it is minted by the government (our tax dollars at work!), it has to have some kind of value that can be applied to loans and/or debts, so it’s set at a dollar. now the man that puts the “pay” in “paytriot”, the best president money can buy, can by bought by money with his fucking face on it…

…try and tell me that’s not on brand!

a quick eBay check a minute ago shows a good bit of listings for the collector’s coin (now sold out on the mint website) going for roughly as much as other commemorative coins of him that third parties have created and sold that have no actual monetary value. i mean, we all know “coin collector bros” (is that a thing?) make a good bit less than “crypto bros” (we KNOW that’s a thing) and the trump crypto coin (that launched at $74 dollars per) is now worth a whopping $2.34 (which is up from $1.26 last month) so time to start pricing out bentley’s and jets and shit, eh CCB’s? time to move outta mom’s spare room (finally!)