porn and nuns and shit (a flashback)

little bits of cheese again, but this time sent in by readers!!!

okay, so not “readers”.

more like a “reader”.

no names mentioned.

okay, it was ME.

(like she would have kept quiet in the credits about it)

she sent a little something for everyone…

for the bible thumpers…

for the overly mature…

and for those who didn’t have to pee into anything to get their current jobs…

but they’re all fun, and i didn’t have squat to write about today, so check ’em out and thank her appropriately.

send all cash donations to her through me, and i’ll make sure they get to her. minus my cut, of course.

not that i’ll actually give her cash, of course. but i lump it together into gift cards for steve madden, victoria’s secret, and starbuck’s…so she honestly won’t know the difference.

moving along…

am i the only person who thought it was a bit odd that the most american of shows was handed over to a knighted british guy this year? i mean don’t get me wrong – the jackson family didn’t need to get an invite this year or anything…and i know that baseball is supposed to be the “great american pastime”. but they stretch they’re championship into a best of seven – not like the football “winner take all” one off of the superbowl. that half time show is an american institution…to hand it over to anybody that has the title “sir” is not cool.

i mean, the irony…

the one team in the league named after the colonists who beat the british to win our independence win the superbowl where a knight of the british empire entertains mid way through? that is just CLASSIC…

…plus, i had to wonder how many younger folks thought he was a cover band…i mean, all the beatles stuff? and that guns n’ roses tune? i just wonder if everybody watching realized that that WAS all original material. and i don’t mean this for people around my age and above…i’m talking about the college kids who find me through google every other fucking day because i have phrases like “midget rodeo clown porn” and “britney spears blow job film” and “nicole richie’s anal video” and “michael jackson’s kiddie porn collection” on my site and shit.