no blood for oil…well, at least, not ours

most of us grew up in the 1970’s, 80’s, or 90’s…

…when the war on drugs was at its apex, and so we were always seeing shit like this:

the cops LIVE for this shit – showing off what they got, and kept off the streets, at least until they sneak some out the back and sell it. but it was always present in the news – speed boat busted off the florida coast, and look was was riding shotgun…

along with, of course, actual shotguns. or uzis. or ak’s. or something.

so why, with all the narco-terrorists allegedly being busted off the coast of venezuela, did we never see pics like this? one simple press conference with a bail of fentanyl and a bag of cash and maybe one ak-47 and you’re there. so why didn’t it happen? three simple reasons…

1. trump could give two shits what anybody thinks

2. fentanyl doesn’t actually come from there

3. there were never any drugs or money because this wall bullshit posturing to get oil companies rich – and you know who they’re cutting checks to when they get their hands on that sweet venezuelan crude.

if you believe this was ever…EVER…about drugs you are a living, breathing example of why trump loves uneducated voters. that being said, if he plays this right (which he historically doesn’t) he may have a legit claim to a peace prize here.