the best government money can buy

so, i’m confused…

…so, this idiot comes up with truly bullshit math to start a trade war that crashes the markets, then leads the global economy on a financial free fall for literally days, then posted this:

then a few hours later announced he was reversing a bunch of the tariffs he’d enacted, which any fourth grader would predict would cause the markets to rise from the dead like lazerus on cocaine. the next day there’s video of him, in the oval office with a bunch of his rich friends, talking about, “well…he made $950,000,000 yesterday, and he made $2.500,000,000 yesterday, so, overall, not bad…”

can you say “market manipulation”? hows about “global corruption”? no?

apparently only i can say it, because to my amazement, even john oliver didn’t bring this up when he discussed it. et tu, oliver? et tu?

someone, somewhere, is writing some checks…guaranteed.