croc ‘n ballz

back in the days when money was a little more free flowing a few of my coworkers and i started an instagram group about shoes we wanted to cop or flip or what have you…

…99.9% of the time they were jordans. but we’ll get back to this.

if you’re from the south you’ve seen these:

but i had never seen these:

which is what one of the guys made our profile pic on the instagram group. after years of denying myself, i finally got a pair of crocs on a flash sale. should i “man ’em up” a bit?