not busted if you know what you’re doing! (a throwback)

okay, so OCCASIONALLY i get good mail from my sister…and once i scroll through the three or four pages that is her mailing list, i actually get to it. this one i added a little bit to…see if you can spot where…

TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

10. “they told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
9. “this is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
8. “whew! guess i left the top off the white-out. you probably got here just in time…look at all the pretty colors”
7. “i wasn’t sleeping!!! i was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “i was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “i was doing a highly specific buhdist yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. are you discriminatory toward buhdists?”
4. “why did you interrupt me? i had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem and could have saved the company millions.”
3. “the line at starbucks was TOO damn long”
2. “someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot in the break room”

and the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk…

1. “….in jesus’ name, amen. can i help you?”

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my dad pulled the ol’ number one once. his boss said “you got a lot to pray about huh?” and he said “more than you know.”