so, i admit, this is being written on election day but waaaaay ahead of results…
…honestly, i doubt anything’s been legitimately decided at this stage anyway. so, instead, let’s all giggle at the new hoodie you can get from the Concordia University of Michigan:

i love when shit happens i can’t even have made up!
> “i love when shit happens i can’t even have made up!”
Yeah, you made that up.