fall of the snow

i’ll admit, this year i think i’ve spent more on xmas shit at wal-mart then i have…well…ever.

…but this wasn’t one of the items, since it was only available in canada:

and the copy that went with it?

We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America,” read the online product description. “That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That’s why Santa really needs to savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A Colombia snow. He packs it in perfect lines on his coffee table and then takes a big whiff to smell the high-quality aroma of the snow. It’s exactly what he needs to get inspired for Christmas Eve.”

the problem here is wal-mart. seeing that even their mega-sized asses were getting stomped into the topsoil by the almighty amazon they started following suit, including letting third parties sell thru their app and website (“sold by pablo escobar’s kids, fullfilled by wal-mart” kinda shit.) but you know what? not a SINGLE FUCKING NEWS STORY mentions who that third party is. you know what name is in every got-damn story? fucking wal-mart! thanks for making it to where i can’t by ammo in town, assholes!