no, my name’s not “phillip”

but apparently, if i wanna open up my hand, that’s the kind of screwdriver that’s required…

pro tip – if you burn a finger cooking, just REALLY burn your other hand on a hot engine the next day and *POOF* no more finger pain!

this lesson courtesy of putting a hand down while checking the gas on the giant tiller where the arrow’s pointing.

in its defense, it DOES have a symbol on that part, enhanced here so it is (literally) seventy-five times easier to see:

but that didn’t learn me. the scar will!