know your worth (the eBay edition)

we should all know how much we mean to our significant other…

…but one british lady knows not only that, but how much she’s worth after twenty-four hours on eBay.

($119,000 american, for all curious)

why only twenty-four hours? that’s how long it took eBay to catch the listing, flag, and remove it. apparently selling somebody is kind of a thing. even when you put her in the “tiny collectibles” category, and warn that she “makes slight whining noises” and “leaks a bit from the rear, but nothing that can’t be easily plugged”.

surprisingly the couple are still together as she took it all in good fun…and i bet she continues to until she starts getting harassed on the street by disappointed bidders. just wait for THAT shit to kick in…