some restrictions apply (a sixer)

i think i’m lacking “house rules” on this site…

…so i’m gonna establish a few. we’ll play with these as we go. this weeks theme will be “forget this site exists”, i.e. “please stop reading my shit because your presence offends me”. sound drastic as fuck? it is! what could prompt such negative feelings? well…

if you follow any of the kardashians on instagram, forget this site exists…

…and for that matter:

if you think bruce jenner is some kind of fucking hero for chopping off his dick, amongst other procedures, so he could be a woman (since that’s the only way to be on the cover of “vanity fair”), forget this site exists…

…although, that being said:

if you in any way, shape, or form opposed the supreme court making same sex marriage legal, or oppose it based on what you think god wants, forget this site exists…

…and as long as we’re talking about gub mint and jesus:

if you think obama or any other government entity is going to take your guns away, or that the right to carry said guns was given to you by jesus, forget this site exists…

…but, again, that being said:

if you think the solution to all the school shootings and other random shoot-a-palooza shit that happens from time to time is to outlaw guns or take them away from licensed, hard working, tax paying folks like myself (which won’t effect most of the people that commit such acts let alone all the gang folk), forget this site exists…

…and finally:

if any of the above offended you, be it the message, the thoughts, the politics, or the fucking language, forget this site exists…

…so, anybody left?