nope, give me the drugged up shit!

there’s a new trend in fast food a’coming that i don’t get:

how the fuck do you brag about a menu item of yours being drug free, hormone free, etc, etc and then offer all the other shit as well. first off, i applaud you for the option and for, albeit indirectly, admitting that every meal i’ve ever had with you is dripping in GMO’s and pesticides and whatever the fuck else. but if you want to impress me, don’t let me know you now offer a hormone free burger with a fresh baked bun that’s free of all the bad shit – let me know you now have an entire fucking MENU free of hormones and antibiotics and whatever. carl’s junior might be FAST food, but it ain’t CHEAP food…an extra buck on an already seven dollar burger is worth it if you get the delusion you’re being healthy – ya know, with the exception of the fact you’re eating a burger and shit.