see y’all in the emergency room! (pizza edition)

there are certain moments of dietary ridiculousness we have in this country…

…and most of ’em, for health reasons, i don’t indulge in. this comes to mind:

the “double down” from kentucky fried chicken (fuck that “KFC” shit, own what you are). it’s bacon, two different kinds of melted cheese, and the colonel’s secret sauce pinched in between two pieces of original recipe chicken fillets. available with grilled chicken instead for the more health conscious. atkins like a motherfucker, y’all!

what’s sad is, while i’ve never tried this, if i ever DID do the low carb thing i’d probably almost live off the grilled version of these when i was running between shops.

but the other day, after an evening in the arcade, we did this:

the bacon & pepperoni pizza deep dish pizza wrapped in MORE bacon. healthy? no. delicious? fuck yes. shit, i’ll be eating the leftovers through the weekend…