nothing like a couple of corpses to fuck with your sunday morning

i love when bits write themselves…

…and this one sure as fuck did!

i ran to the car wash on my way to get lunch on sunday and ended up next to a mini van from a local funeral home – the difference is my car wasn’t supposed to be getting the interior done…

…and my car didn’t have two lumpy gurneys in the back.

yes, they didn’t empty out the back, yet wanted the interior cleaned. when i drove off they were still debating whether or not they would proceed with the wash…i figure if all else fails they could stand by their “we only clean cars when they’re emptied of all passengers” policy…

…fuck it, they made mr. grey look good…and that’s all that matters!