take a few loads on your face…for jesus, of course

do you love the lord almost as much as you love watching a tranny suck off your husband?

then baby, do i have the site for you!

yeah, i can’t make this shit up.

“find god’s match for you, when it comes to fucking you in the ass while your husband watches, and christian swingers dot com…”

okay, i made that part up. this i didn’t…

For Christian Swingers things are not easy – often other religious people judge you, out of ignorance or envy, telling you that your lifestyle and love practices are wrong. But the Bible teaches us ‘Judge not lest ye be judged’ and there’s that verse about the first stone… but if you’re keen on keeping your privacy, well – yours, and don’t want your friends, coworkers, other PTA members or just about anyone else to know that you don’t have a problem with faith and enjoying free love with other couples, this site can help you! It’s designed to cater to the needs of those like you: devout Christian couples who still want to have an active love life and share it with another, in good faith!

Skip the swingers’ club and meetings where you can be seen and avoid bad reputation – your personal life is something shared between you and our partner; other couples willing to join you are probably having the same problems. Visiting this site might change your life for the better and increase the number of your potential dating partners – a few simple steps in the registration process will open up a whole new virtual world of possibilities! Since privacy is an issue here, you can still choose to remain anonymous until you decide to trust someone enough to share such personal information – something that’s not possible in classic swingers’ meetings and clubs, which might even lean towards openness and promotion is this lifestyle. Visit our club and discover other Christian couples with the same interests and desires who find you hot – Christian Swingers website will make your life easier and give you more access to potential dating partners!

i wonder if they’re just doing this to recruit folks…one thing i’ve heard time and time again – the kind of people that WANT to swing you DON’T want to see naked; this gives it a whole new level to NOT let them in your home!