the snoop willie deficiency

my house admittedly has some cool shit in it…

…but some of it could be so much cooler.

this is what greets you when you walk in:

i’d love to get it signed simply “bless y’all…willie” but the stars have never lined up for it. i’ve met the man a couple times, even got his autograph on one of my business cards once since he did actually found the company i worked for at the time (star tickets). i could always matte the two together and call it good, but that’s just not the same! he ain’t getting any younger (just turned eighty this year, i think) so i need to get on the stick on this!

and then there’s this:

this has actually been out to a few of his shows to no avail. hell, i was even working most of those shows and i still couldn’t make it happen. turns out “mr. ‘1-8-7’ on a motherfucking cop” uses off-duty LAPD as his traveling security force. ain’t that a bitch? didn’t even try during south by this year when he came through as “snoop lion”. hell, is he gonna pull a glen danzig on us and stop acknowledging his old persona? this might be a dead issue now…