LMFAE! (last month for an eternity?)

i’m surprised it’s getting this close and i haven’t heard shit about shit…

…by the panic clock today marks one month till the end of the world, at least going off all that mayan bullshit. yet there are no headlines. the grocery stores aren’t being looted. we are all keeping calm and carrying on.

does anybody still believe in this shit any more? i never did, but i’m just curious…and actually the stores ARE a bit of a madhouse, but only ’cause it’s the day before thanksgiving – and in texas the weather channel says it will hit eighty today. eighty the day before turkey day? even by our fucked up weather standards that ain’t right!

shit, maybe that’s just another sign?

(sorry these last two have been short but the last two weeks not a lot has gotten done around my house so today has to make up for that – go get stuffed, and if you’re one of my female readers, try and do it in more ways than one!)