for once a pc endorses a pc’s main use, even if they did it covertly

i saw a new hp ad last night that made me (literally) laugh out loud!

it’s got several different musical genres, including a marching band and a church choir (?!?) all performing the same song, which if you listen carefully (and some of the interpretations do require some auditory deciphering) are all renditions of the violent femmes’s blister in the sun.

why does this crack me up so?

because most of my friends use their computers for five main purposes:

1. facebook
2. music
3. hulu
4. this site
5. porn

and those are NOT in priority order, ’cause number five is the main reason. so you’re in your room…in the dark…looking at porn alone…yeah, we know what you’re doing it. not that there’s anything wrong with that. but back to the song…

body and beats, i stain my sheets, i don’t even know why…my girlfriend, she’s at the end, she is starting to cry…

blister in the sun, from all those years ago (1983 to be exact) is about jerking off.

big hands, i know you’re the one…

exactly.

so, from where i’m sitting, this is hp acknowledging, and even to a degree applauding, the dual purpose of their machine – music and jerking it to asian bukaki porn or whatever floats your boat like that.