i’d never need this, but some of you might…

one thing i never understood…

…guys who have to lie about going to a strip club.

believe it or not, ladies and gents, there are women out there that don’t give a shit that you go to the strip club. and if you’re not with one of them, but still feel the need to go, you either need to stop going and respect your lady’s wishes or get a new girl that doesn’t mind you going.

those USED to be your only two options – now there’s a third one out there…

if you say your car broke down, they have one that smells like gas and oil and such. if you say you were working late, there’s one that smells like wool suits and coffee and cigarettes (that last one shows this wasn’t designed for american’s “don’t you dare smoke in the same county as this office” kind of workplace…)

but you get the idea.

not a bad one, but i still think the first two options i mentioned above are better calls.