okay, i know i obsess about my weight almost as much as a fourteen year old girl…
…but nothing makes it worse than chowing down on some fatty brisket and pork loin and sausage and looking up with sauce smeared across half your face to see THIS:
do you realize by this chart i’m SEVENTY-THREE pounds over weight? i know it’s an antique scale, and i have broader shoulders and chest than your average joe, but still – this make me feel HUGE!
just to share the love, here’s the chart for you ladies:
with all that in mind, have a happy turkey day in a week, fat-asses!
(and if any of you are NOT fat by this chart, the phrase “go fuck yourself” comes to mind…)

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I’m actually underweight by that scale. Cool! Guess that means I’m all good to go for binge eating next week.
Those bastards! I did NOT need to know that I am overweight by 40 plus pounds. I don’t give a shit, I am a meat eating girl and I am HEALTHY!