hump day anti-humping bit

there’s this religous sect that has some interesting traditions…

…don’t get me started on the whole thing, but they call themselves “christians”. and around a decade or so somebody, somewhere, got the brilliant idea to take that chrome-faced, black-sided metallic-looking plastic that dealerships used to make their own extra tags to put the dealership name between “buick” and “riviera” or whatever and make the fishtian symbol out of it…

(damn – why had i never combined the words “christian” and “fish” into “fishtian” before?)

a couple years i noticed a REALLY ugly trend coming out of this – somebody, somewhere, decided it was a good idea to represent that your whole family shared the same belief (the family that prays together stays together! and such) by slapping multiple fish on your vehicle, using a regular one (or two) for the parents and little ones for the…well…little ones. that’s what made this kind of disturbing to me…

one big, and SEVEN little ones…on the tailgate of a single cab ford ranger. i’ll trust that’s not the only family vehicle. does this mean a single parent household with SEVEN fucking kids? or is the guys wife to petite to get a big fish for herself? either way, i have three simple words…

DUDE, STOP FUCKING!!!

seriously – christians, even catholics, have access to condoms…and should use them before they hit “lucky number seven” on the kid-o-meter.

i’m just sayin’…